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HEEL

by Table Drama

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1.
Hey Yo 00:40
I'm the bad guy say hello before I drop you with a Razor's Edge Give me a bottle We'll do this in the middle of the ring Methodically deteriorating my own career Now I'm done, a piece of trash I'll beat my wife, I'm a victim of abuse too I shot a man It was self defense I shot a man It was self defense
2.
Don't even talk about a legacy 'Cause you're just not perfect, you're not perfect anyway You had so many shots and missed every one Switching companies for broken promises Now you're dead with a son who can't live up to an image you could hardly even create in the first place!! WHY - OH, WHY?! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE!!! Dead in the ground with nary a thing to show for it!! DEAR LORD, don't let this be ZIGGLER!!
3.
RING THE BELL! Waiting for months for this main event This feud's been hot, Stone Cold vs. The ROCK! FOR THE WWF CHAMPIONSHIP Who should win, the most electrifying Superstar in Sports Entertainment? NO WAY!! HE BLOWS!! OVERRATED, OVERZEALOUS TAKE THAT SILVER SPOON OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!! (Crowd) LET'S GO ROCKY ROCKY SUCKS!! The ref now takes a bump Lackey's interfering, The Rattlesnake just stuns them all But The Rock takes advantage Until he eats a sock from Foley Stone Cold makes the pinfall The new champion is called But Vince says it does not count, Mick's interference Ruined it for us all NO!! NO!! NO!! RESTART! THE MATCH!! RESTART! THE MATCH!! FUCK THAT DUSTY FINISH!!
4.
I do not think that there could be a worse card You call this the biggest event of the year? You can't rely on Bossman and Akeem Ted and Jake had a great show, but it did not end clean All the angles worth your time could not come to close Even Rhodes and Savage could not help No use of stars: priorities were out of line Was no surprise, it followed WrestleMania V I never thought - IN MY LIFETIME Hogan and Warrior - WOULD SAVE THE SHOW
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HE'S GOT A SPIKE HE'S GOT A SPIKE I'm piercing into your flesh I can not stop, I have a Blood-let-ting ob-ses-sion It's like your blading but I'm helping out Push the bar Gain more scars Don't get far Don't get far Raise the stakes It's not fake Break your back like Cactus Jack
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Dementia and wrestling go quite hand in hand But this crosses a new line Was it the steroids? Was it Brain Damage? The fucking maniac took chairshots to the back of the head Was he just tired? Frustrated with his card placement? He was a private guy This is not a joke, this is just a cruel fact of life Some men just don't adjust well to this World Kill that nagging whore Strangle her with a knee in her back The child is sedated, take his breath just like hers BI-BLES-AT----THEIR SIDES TO KEEP IT UNDER GOD'S WAAAAAAAAATCH MAKE! THE CALL! DON'T LET YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT IT'S JUST FOOD POISONING YOU'LL BOOK ANOTHER FLIGHT YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO THE HOUSE SHOW BUT THE ECW TITLE IS YOURRRRRRRSSSSSSSS GRAB! THE CORD! Prepare the pulley This former weight machine Will be the scene of your demise Tie that noose real TIGHT NOW!!! The time has come to let GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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I'VE GOT A HUNDRED FOOT CABLE WITH A QUICK RELEASE THE FAMED SQUARED CIRCLE BENEATH MY FEET SOON I WILL MAKE MY DESCENT AND MAYBE I WON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN Got on my cape Got on my mask HOLY SHIT I'M FALLING TOO FAST Maybe if I flap my muscly arms That will keep me safe from harm THIS SUPER-HERO FLIES NO MORE *jovial laughter

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released November 9, 2013

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