1. |
Hey Yo
00:40
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I'm the bad guy
say hello before I
drop you with a Razor's Edge
Give me a bottle
We'll do this in the middle of the ring
Methodically deteriorating my own career
Now I'm done, a piece of trash
I'll beat my wife, I'm a victim of abuse too
I shot a man
It was self defense
I shot a man
It was self defense
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2. |
You're Just Not Perfect
00:30
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Don't even talk about a legacy
'Cause you're just not perfect, you're not perfect anyway
You had so many shots and missed every one
Switching companies for broken promises
Now you're dead with a son who can't live up to an image you could
hardly even create in the first place!!
WHY - OH, WHY?!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE!!!
Dead in the ground with nary a thing to
show for it!!
DEAR LORD, don't let this be ZIGGLER!!
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3. |
The Dusty Finish
01:09
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RING THE BELL!
Waiting for months for this main event
This feud's been hot, Stone Cold vs. The
ROCK!
FOR THE
WWF CHAMPIONSHIP
Who should win, the most electrifying
Superstar in Sports Entertainment?
NO WAY!! HE BLOWS!!
OVERRATED, OVERZEALOUS
TAKE THAT SILVER SPOON OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!
(Crowd)
LET'S GO ROCKY
ROCKY SUCKS!!
The ref now takes a bump
Lackey's interfering, The
Rattlesnake just stuns them all
But The Rock takes advantage
Until he eats a sock from Foley
Stone Cold makes the pinfall
The new champion is called
But Vince says it does not count, Mick's interference
Ruined it for us all
NO!! NO!! NO!!
RESTART! THE MATCH!!
RESTART! THE MATCH!!
FUCK THAT DUSTY FINISH!!
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4. |
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I do not think that there could be a worse card
You call this the biggest event of the year?
You can't rely on Bossman and Akeem
Ted and Jake had a great show, but it did not end clean
All the angles worth your time could not come to close
Even Rhodes and Savage could not help
No use of stars: priorities were out of line
Was no surprise, it followed WrestleMania V
I never thought - IN MY LIFETIME
Hogan and Warrior - WOULD SAVE THE SHOW
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5. |
HE'S GOT A SPIKE!
00:17
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HE'S
GOT A SPIKE
HE'S
GOT A SPIKE
I'm piercing into your flesh
I can not stop, I have a
Blood-let-ting ob-ses-sion
It's like your blading but I'm helping out
Push the bar
Gain more scars
Don't get far
Don't get far
Raise the stakes
It's not fake
Break your back like
Cactus Jack
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6. |
Hangin' With Mr. Benoit
01:54
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Dementia and wrestling go quite hand in hand
But this crosses a new line
Was it the steroids? Was it Brain Damage?
The fucking maniac took chairshots to the back of the head
Was he just tired? Frustrated with his card placement?
He was a private guy
This is not a joke, this is just a cruel fact of life
Some men just don't adjust well to this
World
Kill that nagging whore
Strangle her with a knee in her back
The child is sedated, take his breath just like hers
BI-BLES-AT----THEIR SIDES
TO KEEP IT UNDER GOD'S WAAAAAAAAATCH
MAKE! THE CALL!
DON'T LET YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT
IT'S JUST FOOD POISONING
YOU'LL BOOK ANOTHER FLIGHT
YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO THE HOUSE SHOW
BUT THE ECW TITLE IS YOURRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
GRAB! THE CORD!
Prepare the pulley
This former weight machine
Will be the scene of your demise
Tie that noose real TIGHT NOW!!!
The time has come to let GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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7. |
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I'VE GOT A
HUNDRED FOOT CABLE WITH A QUICK RELEASE
THE FAMED SQUARED CIRCLE BENEATH MY FEET
SOON I WILL MAKE MY DESCENT
AND MAYBE I WON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN
Got on my cape
Got on my mask
HOLY SHIT I'M FALLING TOO FAST
Maybe if I flap my muscly arms
That will keep me safe from harm
THIS SUPER-HERO
FLIES NO MORE
*jovial laughter
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